Good work. The next one is next month.
Eh?
I'm going to Florence for a while.
I was asked to do some art restoration.
Then, the class?
I asked one of my own students.
Be careful not to fall in love.
Whatever I say, isn't it impossible?
If I were reborn, I'd want to be ugly.
Bright...Interesting...
Able to be loved by someone...
A lovely...ugly...
Wait!
Didn't I say I'd employ you!?
Super beautiful, super beautiful!
Please wait!
Konno Izumi-san!
Tsune-chan!
Again?
Boats are harsh!
What's with him?
Disgusting!
No.
I'm sorry.
As expected of Mukojima.
Eh?
The Geisha is catering!?
Hello.
Here?
Hello!
Are you the new part-time lecturer?
Ah. Nice to meet you.
I'm from the Oil Painting Department at Tokyo College of Arts, Akamatsu...
Self-introductions later.
Now we're going to have an important talk.
Clear out your ears and listen well.
Eh?
In this class there's a beautiful women.
Huh?
I say she's beautiful, but she's different from the beautiful women everywhere else.
She's incredibly beautiful. Unthinkably beautiful.
She's an ultra-rank beauty!
Uh-huh...
Until now, all the bullshit, idiot students from the Tokyo College of Arts who came to teach
fell in love with that woman within 1 second, confessed, got rejected,
turned into stalkers, got arrested, dropped out of school, became invalids,
went back to the country, and after that, their whereabouts became unknown.
Eh?
It was the same for the interviewer today.
She went to a company employment interview, and with one glimpse at her, he was charmed,
and without shame or respectability, he chased her around.
If I hadn't stopped him, he also would have gotten on the invalid train.
There's that sort of abnormal beauty here.
On top of that, she's the model for the nude sketching.
If you're prepared, go in.
Yes.
Excuse me.
This is the model, Izumi-san.
*She's dressed as a Konaki-jiji, which can take the appearance of a baby or old man and lures bypassers toward it by crying, then becomes heavy and crushes them once they pick it up.
Um...
Don't be deceived by her crying voice, hugging her is useless.
She'll become heavy like a stone.
Uuum...
Um...what's with this appearance?
We wanted to make certain you wouldn't fall for her,
so we tried to release a Konaki.
Eh? In order for me not to fall in love, you cosplayed!?
Naturally. By the way, from levels A to E, this is D.
Look at this expanded part of the wig. It was hard, you know.
Tsune-chan is skillful.
Ah...Yes.
I bought this straw from Rakuten. *e-commerce site*
You can buy anything on the internet now.
It's become an unthinkable era!
Tsune-chan knows everything and has the ability to take action and make decisions.
She's a super junior high student.
Oh, you're a junior high student?
Ah! Then, your're the kid who's aiming for art college?
There isn't anyone else, is there?
I heard about it. From Professor Aoyama.
Ah!?
Hey glasses!
Don't talk about Jin-sensei as much as possible in front of this person.
Because it upsets her.
By Jin-sensei, you mean about Professor Aoyama?
That's right.
Ah! Professor Aoyama.
That's why.
No, no. But over there.
I'm sorry.
Amazing Vuitton. *leather bag brand* Is he still buying those?
Eh? That woman...
Jin-sensei's wife.
I wonder if they're going together. To Florence.
Eh?
Are you alright?
It's your fault.
Eh? What?
Idiot. You still don't realize it?
Konno Izumi. Izumi's "I".
Ah.
Japan's leading popular painter, Aoyama Jin's best work,
"Portrait of I" series. That model is Izumi-san.
That "I"?
In other words, Izumi-san is Aoyama Jin's model and lover.
Lover!? So then...
You understand? Don't throw it around repeatedly.
It's all right. I know my place.
If I anger the Professor and don't receive any school credit, I'll be troubled.
Alright. That's fine, isn't it. Izumi-san, stop crying.
It's ok to change your clothes. The straw is scattered about.
Ah, cane.
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Professor Aoyama's "I", huh?
Thank you for waiting.
Ouch!
Izum-san. Mutou!
Y...Yes!
I hit my stomach. I hit my stomach.
Eh? What?
Be thankful.
I barely stopped you from falling in love.
Eh? You've always been like this?
Look at it this way, I have a kindness licence.
More than that, we've had enough trouble.
This violent situation hasn't gotten you in trouble?
Wow! It's Heisei's Mister Pro Wrestler, Mutou Keiji!
Mutou-san, autograph please!
My knee hurts. *Mutou had reconstructive knee surgery*
Wow! It's the Great Muta version!
Yay! So realistic.
The setup is very detailed.
With that said, you'll be in class with this appearance today.
Best regards~
Ah, please stop with your hands.
In fact, please stop all of this.
You bastard. Do you intend to deny all our hard effort?
Isn't your hard effort a mistake?
Uwa! Crap!
From Professor Aoyama?
Hey!?
We've been apart for one week, but are things going well?
Please hurry up and send the student's sketches.
If you don't, I can't give you credit.
Aoyama Jin.
It'll be fine if you just hurry up and send those sketches.
In order to send them, they have to exist, right?
What's with that?
I want to stop being an instructor.
Today for sure, I'll draw a normal sketch.
Hello.
Akamatsu-sensei, good morning.
Ah. What kind is it today?
Mizuki Shigeru-sensei's soldier manga character.
You're continuing that today too?
Everything is for the sake of this class and you.
Shit. I can't draw this flap well.
No, that's why! Stop the cosplay already!
Eh? Will you alright?
Sorry for any further bloodshed here.
What happend? In the past.
I'm sorry.
It's my fault.
It's alright. Yokogawa-san will be leaving the hospital soon it seems.
And I told you that Haruta-san won't be prosecuted.
Really! What the heck happened?
Even after that incident here, she's still such a cute thing!
"The Mukojima Red Incident."
Compared to the "Three Days of Blood" among other things.
"Three Days of Blood?"
That was certainly...hell.
Hell!?
I thought terrorism was happening in Mukojima.
What the heck?
I'm going to keep drawing. Izumi-san, pose.
Wait. Wait a minute.
Continue that story just now.
Izumi-san is crying, so I won't say it.
Eh!? Why? Even if...
Don't be noisy.
To speak of the "Red Incident" at Mukojima is taboo.
I have nothing to talk about. Go back please.
Diane. The event reffered to as "Three Days of Blood" occurred at Yanagi Shushi.
No one will tell me anything.
It's been 3 months since I came to Mukojima.
The only keyword I've grasped is...
Beauty.
I'm done.
It was hard to get the balance.
I'm sorry. I cried again.
If you cry too much, happiness will run away.
Yeah.
Teacher. Please correct me.
Ah, yes.
Tsune-chan is skillful, isn't she?
Is the dark expression too sweet?
Hey? Are you mocking me?
Are the two of you mocking me?
A mail came from Professor Aoyama.
We're not familiar with that way of calling him. You call him Jin-sensei too.
He told me in the mail to send
his student's sketches to him.
Student?
It's you!
I've said this, but my credit depends on this.
So, I want you to do this seriously.
I'm always serious.
Izumi-san, tea after this.
To meet his expectations, I'm supposed to sketch, right?
Wait a minute. What's with that mask?
Are you stupid! Anyone can tell who it is.
It's Nezumi-Otoko, isn't it? *anime character*
You understand, then.
That's not it!
This isn't just going to be lessons on drawing
Shigeru Mizuki-sensei's characters.
On this occassion, I'd like to say it cleary,
I came here as an instructor.
So, you absolutely don't have to worry about me
being in love with Izumi-san and doing other sorts of things.
How can you declare that?
Eh? Oh.
I have a girlfriend.
That's a lie.
Eh!?
Even though you know better, you put on a show. Shameful.
This guy's no good. After all, it's Mizuki's mask.
Oh, wait a minute. It's alright.
I'm...gay.
Seriously!?
It's great, Izumi-san! If he's gay, you'll be fine.
Why did you believe that?
Finally, safety has come.
That was a joke just now.
If he's gay, I'll be fine.
No, no, no, no.
With this, I can finally sketch normally.
Do your best, Tsune-chan.
Ah, alright.
Then, let's do such drawings. In your normal appearance.
Yes. I'll get prepared.
Yeah.
Well, there is a God.
Gay is fine.
If it will make this class run smoothly, gay is fine.
Um, sensei?
Before I pose, I'd like to ask you something.
I'm gay. I'm gay.
Splendidly gay.
You insist to that degree that you're gay?
No. In that mail from Jin-sensei,
was anything written about me?
Eh?
Ah, no. Nothing in particular.
Ouch!
So you made her cry!
No, but...
Nothing about me...
It can't be you're her rival!? You're aiming at Jin-sensei?
You're wrong. You're wrong, you're wrong. That's not it.
So you're an older man gay, huh? That was a blind spot.
No. I don't like older men at all.
Young boys? You!
Why!?
In the end, you didn't do another drawing.
Don't get discouraged. There are days like that.
Isn't it every day?
Today you made someone cry, didn't you?
Such things shouldn't make her cry.
She's really in love with Jin-sensei, huh?
Izumi-san...Why does she do things like having an affair?
There are various reasons.
But, an affair!
Anything but having an affair.
With something like an affair, nothing good comes of it, right?
It's an affair!
Affair, affair. Shut up! Are you a kid?
But, even though she's such a beautiful woman.
You don't understand. It's because she's beautiful.
Because Izumi-san is a ultra-rank beauty,
she has to bear ultra-rank misfortune.
Eh? Ultra-rank misfortune?
That kind of woman met the worst man at the the worst timing.
Eh? By worst man, you mean Jin-sensei?
A man and a woman are troublesome things.
Are you really a junior high student?
Jin-san...
Excuse me. It's the courier service.
Konno-san? Konno-san? Are you home?
It's an international package from Aoyama Jin-san.
Ah.
Izumi-san is late.
I wonder if something happened.
What's wrong?
Yeah.
Yeah. Is that so? I understand.
Wait a minute.
Eh? What happened to Izumi-san?
Hold this.
Eh?
We're going to rescue her.
Eh!?
I see. In order to get the package from Jin-sensei,
you whirled up and opened the door unarmed.
And that man fell in love at one glance and turned into a stalker.
It's the usual pattern.
He's really there.
Jin-sensei, doing unnecessary things...
This was also inside.
Stop it!
Eh!?
Eh? What? What is it?
"I wanted to show you this scenery too."
"From Florence, with love,"
"Jin"
When Jin-sensei travels by air, he gets befuddled,
goes into Tsuji Hitonari *famous writer* mode,
and gives his lover excessive service.
It's fine to wear the clothes.
This sort of thing better be burned for Izumi-san's sake.
Tsune-chan please!
Hey. Now, now, now, now. The postcard is fine, isn't it?
Moreover, what are we gonna do about that person in front?
Before that, tidy up over there.
You're in charge.
Huh!?
Mister, did you completely fall for that person?
Eh?
That beautiful rose is said to have a thorn. Stop it.
She's not a normal woman, you know.
Let our prayer energy reach Venus.
Allies of the universe as a whole, it's necessary to use the energy
of compassion of our religious founder, La Merusa-sama, here and now.
You come too. Hurry up and chime.
You're King of Kings, Beyan Beyan.
Takao, Takao, Real name Takao *Horiuchi Takao is an Enka singer nicknamed Beyan
Get out!
Get out of this town, religious cult!
She's here! Izumi-san!
What's with you?
Even though I told you I'd employ you, why didn't you come!?
If you don't like the company, please come to my house!
That guy looked at your address on your resume and came, huh?
I divorced with my wife, so Izumi-san!
She's not Izumi-san. She's our great founder, La Merusa-sama.
Right now we're communicating with the universe.
You young misters give up.
That way, that woman...
The leader's energy of the universe...
Idiot! You too!
"Ministry of Friends Assembly"
Yes.
Yes. Toki-Baa *old lady*
Um...I thought the whole thing didn't have enough drive sensation...
After that, I think a bit more of a Tsunoda Jirou *manga artist* taste
would have been good to take into account.
Um, this person is?
Oh, late introduction. This is Yoda.
"I was attacked. I was attacked by Darth Vader."
I'm mistaken. She's Minira. *Godzilla's son*
"Daddy! We're surrounded by the Self-Defense Force! Daddy Gozilla!" *I think she's acting out a Godzilla/Minira movie scene
I'm not either of those!
In this way, she's the best straight man in Mukojima, the sharp Toki-Baa.
Hello.
Why me?
Here~ Enzyme Juice.
Sweet Red-Bean Rock and Butter Chicken Curry Salted Rice Malt.
Your tap water.
You didn't ask for anything?
I'm just barely getting by this month.
It's fine. If it's money, we have some.
Eh?
You don't need to be reserved.
Tsune-chan is the only daughter
of Mokujima's biggest restaurant.
Well, sorry. Money can't be helped.
Please order whatever you want. You poor student.
Here. Strawberry milkshake.
I'm always living extravagently with Tsune-chan.
She's also bought all my various clothing.
You're unemployed, so it can't be helped.
Unemployed?
Yes.
There's no place she can work. She's to beautiful.
Wherever she goes, the men fall for her, the women exclude her,
and it immediately becomes a mess and she resigns.
But, since Izumi is beautiful,
she could be a magazine model, an actress, and much more...
Hey, you. You're determined to be East Japan's representative for the Thoughtless Championship.
The entertainment industry is impossible for Izumi-san.
That's a place where she couldn't surive, full of nothing but ill-natured, scheming women.
Isn't that rude to the people in the entertainment industry?
Having said that, here's Izumi-san's staple food, rice,
that I stole from my kitchen at home.
This is for this month.
Thank you as always.
In short, she's her sponser.
Um, but...Izumi-san receives a a large modeling fund, right?
At any rate, you were that model in "Portrait of I" series.
Huh?
It's sweet.
The large amount of money earned by the "I" series is all managed by Jin-sensei's wife.
Izumi-san didn't get anything.
Izumi-san's income is only the painting class' students' monthly tuition.
Monthly tuition?
10,000 yen a month. I'm the only student.
Eh? Her monthly income is 10,000 yen?
Ah, it's no wonder her apartment had that image and remoteness.
Yes, this is Toki.
Oh, the Old Lady Network has come.
Oh, Yone-chan's second floor in the third district?
That's fine isn't it?
Alright. Tonight we're doing it. Izumi-san, got it?
Yes.
Now what?
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O.o
I'm sorry, sensei.
No. I can do this much.
This is troublesome, isn't it? Is it always like this?
Within this year, it's my 13th time moving out by night.
Eh!? It's still just July!
Yes. Ah!?
Ouch.
Are you alright?
My field of vision...
Right?
Can you stand up?
Yes.
Alright. Then, please hold this.
Yes.
I'm going.
Yes.
Alright.
I'm sorry.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Hey. It's here.
Ah, alright.
Thank you for waiting.
There's an open 4.5 tatami mat sized room on
the second floor you can use as you please.
Alright. I'll raise the futon up.
Izumi-san, take your bag and go up.
Ah, yes.
Ah, the light is on.
It's Yone-Baa, isn't it?
Oh.
What is this!?
Her recluse grandchild?
It's already been 10 years since he shut himself in,
so she mistook that he was dead.
Recently, Yone-Baa has become an idiot.
Um, where is that beautiful woman from before?
Izumi-san corrected a recluse.
This is serious.
What should we do now?
What is it?
My postcard.
My postcard from Jin-san isn't here.
Did I drop it?
Eh!? Izumi-san?
Are you all right?
My field of vision.
Right? Eh? Wait a minute! This...
Ah, Tsune-chan.
Why didn't you stop her?
She'll stop before long.
Is she unarmed? That's bad. Search!
Izumi-san lost the postcard from Jin-sensei.
It would have been good if I'd burned it after all.
Tsune-chan, you said this, right?
Izumi-san met Jin-sensei at the worst timing.
What did you mean by that?
Izumi-san would have died at that time.
Izumi-san is beautiful, therefore,
she caused an unthinkable incident in her hometown.
Her most loved and most important person got injured.
Izumi-san was told by that person,
"It'd be good if you didn't exist."
That...
So, Izumi-san tried to commit suicide. Seriously.
You gonna die?
To be a popular person is a luxury.
Why is it necessary to die?
Even though you're so beautiful...
It's necessary for me...to die...
Shall I teach you? Shedding tears is...
Ah!?
Proof that you still don't despair in the world.
Say, don't you read too much Murakami Haruki? *he focused on alienation and loneliness
Ouch!?
Huh? Toki-Baa.
Like I said, why me?
Ah, Izumi-san is heading for the second district. Here.
Izumi-san?
Ah! Jin-sensei's postcard.
Nice catch and release.
It was destined to become this way. Give up.
Izumi-san!?
Eh? Shouldn't we help her?
Izumi-san's strong point is swimming.
Is that the problem?
Ah, Basaro. *swimming technique*
I'm really sorry.
In the end, I've become indebted to you.
Ah, no. I'm totally fine.
It was really good. That sensei is gay.
Ah, is that so? Well, I like men, I like men.
Huh? Izumi-san. There's sewead on your head.
Ah, this is it.
This.
Thank you very much.
Sensei?
Ah, well, I suddenly felt sleepy.
Ah. It's getting late, so we should go to sleep. Right?
Ah, Seperately of course. Obviously.
Yes.
Izumi-san
You really love Jin-sensei, don't you?
I heard just a little about when you met from Tsune-chan.
Is that so?
Yes.
When we first met,
Jin-san was in the middle of a sketching trip.
I was also like this with him.
We went around Izu once in a car.
Hakone. Kamakura.
It was fun.
Jin-san painted a picture of me.
Come here.
It was really, really lovely drawn.
The me within the picture...how do you say it...
The me there had been forgiven...
It became an amazingly happy feeling.
Oh no. It's already morning. I'm sorry. This sort of story.
No.
It's a day off from drawing class today, isn't it?
What do you always do on your days off?
Let's see.
I'm...
Mostly crying.
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